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The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time

Compilation by Dr. Demento released in 1985

The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time's tracklist:
The OKeh Laughing Record	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Hooray For Captain Spaulding	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Inka Dinka Doo	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Minnie The Moocher	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Three Little Fishies	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Cocktails For Two	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Too Fat Polka	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
I'm My Own Grandpa	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette)	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Shaving Cream	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Freckle Song	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Pico And Sepulveda	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Purple People Eater	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Transfusion	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Flying Saucer	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Battle Of Kookamonga	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Stranded In The Jungle	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Mummy	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Russian Bandstand	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Thing	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Masochism Tango	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Little Blue Riding Hood	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Sunday Driving	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
One Of These Days - Pow!	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Dinghy Song	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Eloise	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On The Bedpost Overnight)	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Martian Hop	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Alley-Oop	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Gitarzan	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Surfin' Bird	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Monster Mash	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Mr. Custer	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Eggplant That Ate Chicago	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Bounce Your Boobies	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Tip-Toe Thru' The Tulips With Me	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
So Long, Mom (A Song For World War III)	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Short People	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Junk Food Junkie	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
My Bologna	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Fish Heads	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Pencil Neck Geek	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Time Warp	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
King Tut	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Earache My Eye	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
My Dead Dog Rover	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Dead Skunk	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Dead Puppies	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Eat It	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Fast Food	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Curly Shuffle	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Bedrock Rap - Meet The Flintstones	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Rock 'N' Roll Doctor	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Rappin' Rodney	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Marvin I Love You	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Scotsman	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Another One Rides The Bus	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Take Off	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Existential Blues	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
The Twelve Days Of Christmas	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Santa And The Satellite	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
A Christmas Carol	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Green Christmas	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Nuttin' For Christmas	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
I'm A Christmas Tree	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$
Santa Claus And His Old Lady	Low Quality 128Kb Low Quality 128Kb	Buy HQ 320Kb 0.1$